OSLO, Norway (FP) International ASPCA agents are investigating furniture designer, Øyvin Majikjonsen for potential animal cruelty charges after the famous avant garde designer released a new line of coffee tables constructed from live dogs. Authorities are unsure how to proceed with the charges since the dogs are never really harmed, rather they are trained... »
CLEVELAND, Ohio (FP) No one is quite certain how it happened but psychotherapist, Frank Lee, has apparently stumbled upon a cure for teenage acne. After treating 16 year old Sue Ann Platt for an eating disorder, Lee became so distraught at the girl’s lack of progress after 3 years of sessions that he began... »
EVERGLADES, Florida (FP) You are what you eat? Veterinarians are treating a crocodile for severe depression after the ‘croc’ devoured a local resident who wandered too close to the swamp. Doctors report that the reptile, affectionately referred to as ‘Spanky’, became despondent after eating a man neighbors say was lonely, withdrawn and always making... »
