Archive for September, 2008

84 Year Old Couple Adopt College Student

Friday, September 19th, 2008
84 Year Old Couple Adopt College Student

KENOSHA, Wis. (FP) A retired couple, Floyd and Edna Ferber, both 84, never had the chance to raise children so they’ve decided to adopt a child, even this late in life. The only difference is that the ‘child’ is 42 year old Mac Sentence, a ‘career student’ in need of financial support. “It’s a... »

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Soccer Mom Trades Kids for Lawn Darts

Sunday, September 14th, 2008
Soccer Mom Trades Kids for Lawn Darts

NEWARK, New Jersey (FP) Soccer moms have a lot of responsibility and Laura Indofeisen aims to lighten her load. Tired of lugging her two boys to various soccer events, constantly washing their uniforms, and spending inordinate amounts of time propping up their egos, Indofeisen has tossed in the towel and agreed to a 5-item... »

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Drunken Raccoon Families Get ‘Buzz’ On

Sunday, September 7th, 2008
Drunken Raccoon Families Get ‘Buzz’ On

BEND, Oregon (FP) In a bizarre twist on the famous 1945 film Lost Weekend and its alcoholic character who begins hiding whiskey bottles in lighting fixtures, crossing guard Buzz Tumuch began burying full bottles of Southern Comfort in the back yard to conceal a decade long drinking problem from his wife and family Tumuch... »

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Boy in Box Protests Parent’s Divorce

Monday, September 1st, 2008
Boy in Box Protests Parent’s Divorce

FUDLINGTON, Texas (FP) Following in the footsteps of famous protest activists Norma Rae and Caesar Chavez, a 9-year old boy in Texas has sealed himself in a large box in the middle of the family’s living room, cutting a hole in the top to drag food into, and refuses to come out until his... »

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