BUFFALO, New York (FP) As his 10 children and wife, Judy, gathered below their third floor condo, Mike Tutlowski, on his lunch hour, lowered himself out of their bedroom window and on to a newly purchased fire ladder to demonstrate its use for the rest of the family. That’s when the demonstration took a... »
SNIPE, Minn. (FP) Amy Tetersma had just about enough of her husband’s slovenly attire, addiction to sports on TV and refusal to help out around the house so she decided that a little training was necessary. “All my girlfriends were complaining, you know ”, said Tetersma, “and it all added up to the same... »
FARFEL, North Dakota (FP) Attendees of the Church of Trigonometry in Farfel, North Dakota are so convinced that the rapture is on its way they’ve reserved a parking spot for the Messiah himself. Deacon Dan Derkingsen thought it was just an exercise in practicality to put the question of reserving a space for Jesus... »
CHENGDU, China (FP) Faced with an unstable economy and gigantic debt to China, U.S. officials have sold the Statue of Liberty to a Chinese couple in the city of Chengdu. The couple, Wang and Chung Tsunai, had wanted to build a tree-house for their children out behind the family pagoda but ran across an... »
