Archive for December, 2008

PRESLEY, Wyoming (FP) A wave of biblical images on various objects in the past couple of months has now spread to linoleum. Yes, that’s right, linoleum. One day recently, Percival Goingetty was taking his morning bathroom constitution when he began to stare at the linoleum beneath his feet and, before long, saw the clear... »

REMINGTON, Rhode Island (FP) It’s hard to find anyone with a kind word for the stock market these days but John Harbinger is absolutely ecstatic with the downturn after years of prosperous return. You see, Harbinger has a rare form of dyslexia that skewers his view of graphs and believes that the market is... »