Archive for January, 2009

Pack-Rat Creates Homemade Mausoleum

Friday, January 30th, 2009
Pack-Rat Creates Homemade Mausoleum

SHINGLES, Idaho (FP) “We knew she was in there somewhere”, said Christopher Johnson after finally locating his mother among the estimated 180 tons of old newspapers, bank statements and assorted debris that claimed every square inch of her 2 bedroom ranch-style home. Unfortunately, Johnson’s mother, Esmerelda Pemberton, had passed away nearly a year prior... »

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Angry Son Marries Grandmother to Get Back at Parents

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009
Angry Son Marries Grandmother to Get Back at Parents

MUNIE, Arizona (FP) According to Billy Seezer, he was angry at his parents nearly his entire childhood and from the time he left home, at age 19, he searched desperately for a way to “even the score”. Now 26, Seezer moved to Cakeview, Florida last year to carry out his master plan; a stunning... »

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Unusual New Year’s Resolution Puts Man in ’65 Buick

Sunday, January 4th, 2009
Unusual New Year’s Resolution Puts Man in ’65 Buick

LAZEVILLE, Indiana (FP) How’s this for a New Year’s Resolution?  Corporate life-coach, John Bonhomie, pledged to his wife and children that he would be spending the next year in their restored 1965 Buick LeSabre. For Bonhomie, home-life had simply gotten to hectic for his taste so he’s moved all of his essentials into the... »

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