Archive for January, 2010

BART, Massachusetts (FP) Although nearly everyone in Janet Massagua’s extended family suspects the truth about her life, Janet remains the only believer in her ability to diagnose the family ills. A voracious reader of Psychology Today and subsequent dispenser of advice from here to eternity, Massagua has found her own calling as the ‘knower’... »

SELMA, Pennsylvania (FP) When asked why he refered to himself as a “piss poor potlucker”, Ernest Bynes just shook his head and admitted to being procedurally crippled in social situations. “I’m not trying to screw up”, admitted Bynes, “but I always end up finding a way to repulse our friends.” A year ago, invited... »