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Piss Poor Potlucker Punts

By Freak Press Corps

SELMA, Pennsylvania (FP) When asked why he refered to himself as a “piss poor potlucker”, Ernest Bynes just shook his head and admitted to being procedurally crippled in social situations. “I’m not trying to screw up”, admitted Bynes, “but I always end up finding a way to repulse our friends.” A year ago, invited... »