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Pro Football Team Would Rather Snuggle Than Score

By Freak Press Corps

ROCKFORD, Rhode Island (FP) Fred Harbor, commissioner of the Inter-Atlantic Semi-Pro Football League couldn’t believe his eyes when he received a registered letter from the Rhode Island franchise declaring that they would be disbanding for personal reasons. Coach and team president, Tom Jeter, explained the move by saying: “If we’re going to prove that... »